Ladies, listen up. That guy at the end of the bar is doing the frat boy, head nod flirting thing, motioning for you to come over for a drink. Good looking or not, make sure you check what he's tipping back before you take up his invite. Yep, it's just as expected...a rum and coke. That guy doesn't really care about you or your health. He's only interested in...um...your 401k? While assets are important to most men, your health should be priority #1. Women's Health agrees, citing a really smart guy's research into the heart disease fighting abilities of the brew.
You really should be looking for the semi-cute micro brew drinker hanging out with other "healthy" types and not being so blatantly obvious about checking out your 401k. Wink. He cares what he puts into his body and will probably get you a fresh brew too. Gatorade got nothing on a good pale ale. Here's to your health!
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