Wade Boggs - Swinging his way to a beer store near you

OMG, the title doesn't even do this justice.

http://64millerlites.blogspot.com/2008/02/test.html

I've determined that Wade Boggs is not only better at hitting than you but he's also a better person. We've determined that he's willing to grab your shirt, pull you close, and promptly slam 50 brews right in your face...in a row (or at least in a 12 hr period). He'll knock you out of the park; you'll be stranded on first while he's rounding the bases; he'll Usain Bolt you during the Sausage Race at Miller Park. Chuck Norris, you've been Wade Boggs-ed.

We don't usually endorse this level of consumption, especially of macro brews. However, after reading what we now take as gospel, we should all take this opportunity to salute Wade Anthony Boggs as a true American hero.

For Wade Boggs, it's Miller Time all the time